On New Year’s Eve 2012, Hugh Hefner 86 and Crystal Harris 26 finally made it to the alter and tied the knot. As a wedding gift Hef lavished his new bride with [what else] a shit load of cash. Hefner was overheard saying, “Here you go my darling wife, take my credit cards and go enjoy yourself! If you were a little older you’d be a whore but thank goodness you’re just a grateful child.”
Not many men can say they were already getting their senior citizen discount when their wife was five years old.
Mario I agree. I have fillings older than his wife!
Are you saying this is not true love?
Louis its about at true and real as my current hair color, LOL! Thanks for your comment!
Massive respect to the Hef, what a truly inspirational role model!
Bill, when I think about it you may have a point. I’m surprised he can stand up let alone get it up. 😉
I’ve always heard that people who marry for money earn it!
You’re right Mike and at his age she may be able to retire soon. He’s so old his “Bucket List” has addendum dating back to 1919.
What’s a little 60-year age difference where a few million … er, LOVE is concerned.
LOL, Kathy I can’t wrap my brain around this one. God forbid they have a kid. She’ll be changing two sets of diapers, ewwwwww!
All I can say about this wedding is “Ewwwwwwwwww”
Ewwwwwwww, indeed! He’s old enough to be her great-grandpaw! However, it might be okay if they lived in a trailer park! Maybe they’ll adopt Honey Boo-Boo LOL!!!