PYT – Pretty (very) Young Thing

 

Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris

On New Year’s Eve 2012, Hugh Hefner 86 and Crystal Harris 26 finally made it to the alter and tied the knot. As a wedding gift Hef lavished his new bride with [what else] a shit load of cash.  Hefner was overheard saying, “Here you go my darling wife, take my credit cards and go enjoy yourself! If you were a little older you’d be a whore but thank goodness you’re just a grateful child.”

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12 thoughts on “PYT – Pretty (very) Young Thing”

    1. Bill, when I think about it you may have a point. I’m surprised he can stand up let alone get it up. 😉

    1. You’re right Mike and at his age she may be able to retire soon. He’s so old his “Bucket List” has addendum dating back to 1919.

    1. LOL, Kathy I can’t wrap my brain around this one. God forbid they have a kid. She’ll be changing two sets of diapers, ewwwwww!

    1. Ewwwwwwww, indeed! He’s old enough to be her great-grandpaw! However, it might be okay if they lived in a trailer park! Maybe they’ll adopt Honey Boo-Boo LOL!!!

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