High Hitler!
So we all get that Hitler was bad. He wasn’t Breaking Bad, he was breaking worse. According to The Daily Mail, Adolf was using all kinds of tenderizers. Hitler was reportedly hopped up on barbiturates, bull […]
Tag: drugs
Unicorn Bites 3/15/14
Don’t do drugs, kids. The extra demand drives up the price. Wait, I mean because drugs are bad for you or something. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 15, 2014 Not to brag, but I pooped […]
Keith Richards’ Body Found Alive Inside His Apartment
In the wake of this weekend’s discovery of Academy Award-winning actor Philip Seymour Hoffman’s body found dead in his Manhattan apartment, most likely from a drug overdose, news came quickly of another grisly discovery – […]
Can I Offer You Some Meth?
In North Korea, when guests enter a home many are offered meth instead of coffee, tea or any other type of beverage. In fact, North Koreans use meth to treat colds, coughs, aches and pains. […]
So Certain
You know exactly what’s gonna happen to this 80-year old guy, right? He’s going to come back in a future life. And he’ll have a minimum-wage job he hates installing religious billboards for a contractor […]
Too Old For a Threesome & Too Young For Medicare
Long time no write. Judging by the amount of hate mail I receive every time I post… you’re welcome for your extra free time. Today I promise to not offend anyone. If anything this little […]
Do It For Grandma
Just how good is the IRS? It’s so efficient that not only is it targeting anti-tax groups, it’s also going after businesses that actually want to pay taxes. The IRS is currently enforcing a 1982 […]
Everybody Blames the Baby Boomers
I’m a Baby Boomer. My father came back from World War II and I was born very shortly after that. If you believe the statistics, many, many others followed us early postwar arrivals into the […]
Just Say Yes
The New York Times recently reported on a Major League Baseball player who is suspected of purchasing documents about himself from an anti-aging clinic in Miami. Apparently, the guy is trying to hide evidence of […]