Unicorn Bites 3/15/14
Don’t do drugs, kids. The extra demand drives up the price. Wait, I mean because drugs are bad for you or something. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 15, 2014 Not to brag, but I pooped […]
Don’t do drugs, kids. The extra demand drives up the price. Wait, I mean because drugs are bad for you or something. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 15, 2014 Not to brag, but I pooped […]
In the wake of this weekend’s discovery of Academy Award-winning actor Philip Seymour Hoffman’s body found dead in his Manhattan apartment, most likely from a drug overdose, news came quickly of another grisly discovery – […]
In North Korea, when guests enter a home many are offered meth instead of coffee, tea or any other type of beverage. In fact, North Koreans use meth to treat colds, coughs, aches and pains. […]
You know exactly what’s gonna happen to this 80-year old guy, right? He’s going to come back in a future life. And he’ll have a minimum-wage job he hates installing religious billboards for a contractor […]
Long time no write. Judging by the amount of hate mail I receive every time I post… you’re welcome for your extra free time. Today I promise to not offend anyone. If anything this little […]
Just how good is the IRS? It’s so efficient that not only is it targeting anti-tax groups, it’s also going after businesses that actually want to pay taxes. The IRS is currently enforcing a 1982 […]
I’m a Baby Boomer. My father came back from World War II and I was born very shortly after that. If you believe the statistics, many, many others followed us early postwar arrivals into the […]
The New York Times recently reported on a Major League Baseball player who is suspected of purchasing documents about himself from an anti-aging clinic in Miami. Apparently, the guy is trying to hide evidence of […]
Today’s News: A meth lab was found in a porta-potty in the middle of a golf course. No joke, this is a real headline! With that being said I hope the police department has the balls to crack this […]