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Unicorn Bites 4/28/14

April 28, 2014
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My 1-year-old thinks her name is “Go watch TV,” so, yes, I’d say I’m a good parent. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 28, 2014 Me: That milk came from a cow. 3-year-old: What animal did…

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Unicorn Bites 3/15/14

March 15, 2014
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Unicorn Bites 3/15/14

Don’t do drugs, kids. The extra demand drives up the price. Wait, I mean because drugs are bad for you or something. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 15, 2014 Not to brag, but I pooped…

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February 4, 2014
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Unicorn Bites 12/3/13

December 3, 2013
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Unicorn Bites 12/3/13

In social situations, my 3-year-old recites random facts. Her favorite is, “When you and mommy get old, you’ll die.” She’s fun at parties. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 3, 2013 No, I didn’t say, “I’m…

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Unicorn Bites 11/24/13

November 24, 2013
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Unicorn Bites 11/24/13

Wife: "It’s colder than a witch’s tits." Me: "I wouldn’t know. You never let me touch them." And that’s when she ripped off my balls. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) November 24, 2013 My 3-year-old somehow…

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YOU’RE PUTTING WHAT . . . WHERE?

September 12, 2013
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     I have had low back issues for years and thankfully through Chiropractic care I have maintained this annoyance until just recently.  However, all good things seem to come to an end sometime.  My sometime…

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