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Author: Robert Sneed

As a retired Chiropractor now working in the hospitality field, laughter is indeed the stabilizer in my life. My joy is to share this humor with you. Read my new book, "Unexpected Performance" to enjoy the many interesting and crazy events that take place as an audio host including the rather unusual production of a Segway Ballet.

The Scent

June 25, 2014June 25, 2014 Robert Sneed

I admire a nice fragrance on both males and females if it is a hint of scent. It helps to promote self esteem, self worth, and possibly a feeling of “come hither, I’m yours.” The […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Technology, Words to Think Uponchemicals, Dorothy, fragrance, friends, maggot, Oz, poppy field, restroom, scent, technology, Toilet

YOU’RE PUTTING WHAT . . . WHERE?

September 12, 2013September 12, 2013 Robert Sneed

     I have had low back issues for years and thankfully through Chiropractic care I have maintained this annoyance until just recently.  However, all good things seem to come to an end sometime.  My sometime […]

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1 CommentGood Clean FunAsheville, back, back pain, catheterize, Charlotte, funny humor, hospitall, Nurses, pain, pee, peeing, pooping, prostate, relief, surgery

Thoughts to Ponder

July 18, 2012July 18, 2012 Robert Sneed

Humans invented language to satisfy the urge to complain.  Rejoice and celebrate this glorious achievement!

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3 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Fictioncelebration, complaining, humor, launguage

HOSPITALITY HUMOR

June 21, 2012June 24, 2012 Robert Sneed

D. J. Cuddles here, reporting for the hospitality industry as an audio tech host.  Before you run to Wikipedia for interpretation, let me explain.  An audio tech host is a specially trained person in the […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Technologyaudio, comedy, funny story, hospitality, hosting, humor, Mp3 audios, news, reporting, sound, techology

Thoughts to Ponder

June 2, 2012June 2, 2012 Robert Sneed

One who nourishes a pet peeve beware of pet poop!

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6 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Lifestyle, Words to Think Uponnourish, peeve, pet, poop

ONE BODY – ONE FLESH

May 25, 2012 Robert Sneed

I love food and food loves me.  It’s like we are married, united, one body, one flesh.  I really understand the one body one flesh union as I look at it every morning when I […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Relationshipsbody, flesh, food, food groups, funny poem, funny stories, humor, love of food, marriagae, relationships, veggies

The Art of Farting

May 10, 2012May 10, 2012 Robert Sneed

I like the word fart.  It has such personality and depth of expression.  I mean, look at it.  If you remove the letter F from the word fart you get art or fart art!  And […]

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