Posts Tagged ‘ Toilet ’

Searching For Toilets: My Travels Through Europe

July 8, 2017
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This book will be coming out on April 1st. Traveling around Europe is a lot like the cover. You can spend a lot of time looking for a public bathroom or even a restaurant with…

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Potty talk for adults

November 19, 2015
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It wasn’t what you’d think two women would talk about over lunch. But as a friend and I recently brainstormed Boomer Haiku ideas over salad and crab cakes, the topic of toilets came up—and she…

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Flushing a Marriage Down the Toilet

April 20, 2015
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A Japanese woman has been charged with attempted murder for slashing her husband’s face because he left the bathroom “stinky.”   I’m not a marriage counselor, but I think this situation might have been avoided if…

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The Scent

June 25, 2014
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I admire a nice fragrance on both males and females if it is a hint of scent. It helps to promote self esteem, self worth, and possibly a feeling of “come hither, I’m yours.” The…

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Unicorn Bites 1/22/14

January 22, 2014
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3-year-old: *calls out in the middle of the night* I have to pee Me: Then pee 3: *pees* Me: I MEANT IN THE TOILET! Always be specific — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 22, 2014 My…

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Just Promote A Credit Card Or Something

October 28, 2013
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Just Promote A Credit Card Or Something

I’m sitting in a bar and waiting for a friend who’s running late. On the TV overhead I watch some sort of sports show. A famous former heavyweight boxer grins before the camera with a…

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I’ve Got the Housework Blues

August 14, 2013
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I’ve Got the Housework Blues

Ever since the first humans learned to walk upright, housework has been relegated to women. While the men were out hunting, fighting the tribe from the other side of the hill, getting themselves killed and…

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Stomach Flu Is The New Waterboarding

February 1, 2013
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I am rocking day 3 of a nasty stomach flu. While I’ll spare you the gory and graphic details, I’ll tell you this much: It ain’t pretty. Oh, and in case you were wondering: I’m…

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Thanks, But No Thanks

September 5, 2012
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Studies have indicated that 67% of cell phones meet their demise after getting wet, with 78% of those phones meeting their end after plunging into a toilet. A third party company is now combating this…

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Foul Smells Begone!

March 19, 2012
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I am in a foul mood. Well, not really, but I am in a foul odor mood. Why? Because in my travels this weekend, I came across two products that seem to address this topic.…

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