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Dick Cheney Visited By Three Ghosts, Had Them Waterboarded

December 11, 2014 Richard Spall

Former Vice President Dick Cheney recently revealed that he was, at some point, visited by three ghosts. The ghosts had claimed to have some information that could help the Vice President, so as a result, […]

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1 CommentFictionCheney, christmas carol, Congress, Dick, President, report, torture

Gel Manicures, Eyebrow Threading and Torture

May 14, 2014May 14, 2014 Donna Cavanagh

In the past few weeks, I have had the opportunity to participate in two  salon services at two separate salons.  The first was a gel manicure and the second was eyebrow threading. Let me start […]

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14 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestylecolonoscopies, Donna Cavanagh, eyebrow threading, funny, humor, humoroutcasts, kiosks, manicures, massages, salons, torture

Stomach Flu Is The New Waterboarding

February 1, 2013 Mario Turchiarolo

I am rocking day 3 of a nasty stomach flu. While I’ll spare you the gory and graphic details, I’ll tell you this much: It ain’t pretty. Oh, and in case you were wondering: I’m […]

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6 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Lifestylegory, graphic, Jimmy Hoffa, river, stomach flu, Toilet, torture, waterboarding

Random Thought 9

October 11, 2011October 13, 2011 Jarod Kintz

I often fantasize about torturing some of the lazier letters of the alphabet, like C, U, and E, because together they only manage to accomplish as much as the solitary letter Q.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayabsurd, bizarre, jarod kintz, ridiculous, silly, strange, torture

Taking Down the Superbug

June 7, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

More powerful than most viruses; able to ward off antibiotics in massive doses, faster spreading than Mono in a room filled with  horny teenagers: It’s a germ; it’s a bacteria; it’s a Superbug!  Yes, here […]

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9 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Technologyantibiotics, bacteria, CSI, FBI, germs, humor, science, superbugs, torture

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