I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.
I wouldn’t say I’m superficial, just averagely ficial.
I often fantasize about torturing some of the lazier letters of the alphabet, like C, U, and E, because together they only manage to accomplish as much as the solitary letter Q.
My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun.
If loving someone is putting them in a strait jacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.