Posts Tagged ‘ Dick ’

Are You A Restaurant Dick?

September 6, 2016
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Are you a restaurant dick? Do you make other diners so miserable that they wish they were at the dentist instead? Take this test and find out. Do you: 1) Yell at the waitress? (1…

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Are You a Supermarket Dick?

August 30, 2016
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Are you a supermarket dick? Do you make other shoppers’ time in the store miserable? Take this test and find out. Do you: 1) Block the aisle with your cart? (2 points) 2) Still leave…

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Portuguese Fish Sauce and the Funnest Festivals in Europe

January 16, 2015
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Portuguese Fish Sauce and the Funnest Festivals in Europe

Portuguese Appetizer FISH SAUCE (molho cru) INGREDIENTS 3 garlic cloves 6 tablespoons fresh parsley 1 onion 2 teaspoons olive oil 1 teaspoon crushed red peppers ½ teaspoon pepper 1 package saffron ⅓ cup cold water…

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Dick Cheney Visited By Three Ghosts, Had Them Waterboarded

December 11, 2014
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Dick Cheney Visited By Three Ghosts, Had Them Waterboarded

Former Vice President Dick Cheney recently revealed that he was, at some point, visited by three ghosts. The ghosts had claimed to have some information that could help the Vice President, so as a result,…

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Paging…

July 11, 2014
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Years ago, I knew a guy named Richard Head. Went by Dick. We had him paged at K-mart once. Within a minute, six guys showed up at the counter. Ginger ClaremohrSyndicated columnist Ginger Claremohr is…

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