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Are You a Supermarket Dick?

August 30, 2016August 31, 2016 Paul De Lancey

Are you a supermarket dick? Do you make other shoppers’ time in the store miserable? Take this test and find out. Do you: 1) Block the aisle with your cart? (2 points) 2) Still leave […]

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9 CommentsLifestyleankle device, block aisles, Bond, cashier, Cell phone, cookbook, Dick, hunks, kids, low-paid, Lutheran, mushrooms, paper coupons, recipes, Supermarket, taze, win

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June 17, 2016 Kathy Minicozzi

Some people are talented musicians. Yet others can take a crochet needle and some thread and create beautiful things. I have a talent for picking out and choosing the slowest checkout line in any store […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylecashier, checkout line, checkout lines, funny, humoroutcasts, Kathy Minicozzi, shopping

Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms – An Excerpt

June 19, 2015June 19, 2015 Donna Cavanagh

We have an excerpt from our comic chef Paul De Lancey and his new novel Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? Fwap! Oof! Huh? By Zeus, Joe Thorvaldes sure itched. He scratched his armpit through a […]

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A Love Letter To The Trader Joe’s Cashier

September 16, 2014September 16, 2014 Lisa Newlin

I really might ask him to marry me.

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2 CommentsGood Clean Funalcohol, card, carded, cashier, grocery store, ID, liquor, store, Trader Joes's, wine

Cake, Karma and Saving the Earth

April 23, 2013April 23, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

My supermarket decided to celebrate Earth Day with cake. I’m not sure what cake has to do with saving the Earth but to be honest, I liked their “sweet” effort.  As I walked into the […]

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9 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylecake, cashier, chocolate cake, Earth Day, funny, hamburger rolls, health care professionals, humor, karma, liars, scrubs, Supermarket

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