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How to Win Gunfights

December 21, 2024 Paul De Lancey

How many times has this happened to you? You’re minding your own business, when all of a sudden you find yourself in a showdown. Indeed, you’re in a gunfight. How did this parlous situation occur? […]

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Are You a Supermarket Dick?

August 30, 2016August 31, 2016 Paul De Lancey

Are you a supermarket dick? Do you make other shoppers’ time in the store miserable? Take this test and find out. Do you: 1) Block the aisle with your cart? (2 points) 2) Still leave […]

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You talkin’ to me?

June 3, 2016 cathy sikorski
What do you mean you're not Zsa Zsa?

So these stories about medical insurance could go on endlessly, but they give me such good material. My Mom called me a few days ago to tell me that she received eighteen EOBs (Explanation of […]

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The moment you know that she’s the one.

January 26, 2015 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

I was so close to proposing to her last night.

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