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How to Win Gunfights

December 21, 2024 Paul De Lancey

How many times has this happened to you? You’re minding your own business, when all of a sudden you find yourself in a showdown. Indeed, you’re in a gunfight. How did this parlous situation occur? […]

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Shoot Out at the J Lazy P

July 28, 2011July 28, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

“Damn it Jackson, hold that bastard down!”    Coot tied a quick half hooey and put the J Lazy G brand on the calf. Cooter T. Barneson was the ranch boss at the J Lazy G.  He worked the […]

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