Excuses, Excuses
The art of storytelling is alive and well, which is something you soon learn when you work at a public library. I’m not talking about the stories in the books. I’m talking about the excuses […]
Tag: liars
Unicorn Bites #558
I asked my 4-year-old to draw a chicken. She drew four nuggets and a bottle of ketchup. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 12, 2014 Me: I did the dishes. Wife: You put one cup in […]
Cake, Karma and Saving the Earth
My supermarket decided to celebrate Earth Day with cake. I’m not sure what cake has to do with saving the Earth but to be honest, I liked their “sweet” effort. As I walked into the […]
The Prosecution of Punxsutawney Phil?
Apparently, one Ohio prosecutor is so angry at the off-target prognostications of Phil, the world’s most famous groundhog, that he is gearing up to charge him with a capital crime (yes, the death penalty) saying: […]
Pinocchio’s Liar Island
It’s funny how people change. One day you think they are the nicest people in the world and the next day they are lying to your face justifying their lies and trying to make you […]