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Oscar the Grouch and Me

October 24, 2019October 24, 2019 Karen Galatz
Oscar the Grouch

Dirty, disgusting grocery carts. People who say “Let’s do lunch,” but don’t. Dropped phone calls. These are just a few of my pet peeves. But I’ve got a million of ‘em. Well, six of them. And […]

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1 CommentGood Clean Fun, Lifestylegrocery carts, having a bad day, magazine subscriptions, Oscar the Grouch, pet peeves, sesame street

Annoying People

August 6, 2019August 8, 2019 Tim Jones

I consider myself relatively easy-going. It takes a lot to tick me off. And “hate?” Well, that’s just not a word in my vocabulary – unless used in the context of “I hate broccoli”, in […]

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Everyday Life, Relationshipsannoying people, complaining, difficult people, pet peeves

My Resolutions For You In 2018

January 1, 2018 Roz Warren

Every year I make New Year’s resolutions and every year I break them. So this year I’m trying something different — resolutions for other people. Hey world — here are the changes I’d like to […]

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3 CommentsLifestylefunny resolutions, New Years. New Years Resolutions, pet peeves, resolutions

Thanks For Trying To Ruin My Day!

November 28, 2016November 28, 2016 Roz Warren

If you work with the public, you’re stressed. Unreasonable customers. Demanding bosses. Reduced staffing. I love my job, but the workload is tough and getting tougher. What can we do to keep our spirits up? […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Lifecustomer service, games, librarians, library, pet peeves

Don’t Call Me Baby!

November 22, 2016November 22, 2016 Roz Warren

I’ve worked at my local public library long enough to be on a first-name basis with many of our patrons, and the rest greet me with the courtesy and respect that, as a trained professional, […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Lifediminutives, librarians, library, manners, pet peeves

Random Acts of Excruciating Annoyance

June 8, 2016June 7, 2016 Roz Warren

“I hate people who use the automatic door opener when they don’t need to,” my co-worker Sara said recently. I always use the automatic door opener! I used to struggle to open the heavy doors […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Lifehumor, no problem, pet peeves

Cell Phone Echolalia

April 25, 2016 Roz Warren

Are you troubled by people who endlessly blather on their cell phones in public? I propose a new medical condition, which I’m calling Cell Phone Echolalia. CPE causes the sufferer to repeat everything a person […]

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3 CommentsEveryday LifeCell phone, moo shoo, pet peeves

Bad Librarian!

October 29, 2015October 29, 2015 Roz Warren

I work at the circulation desk of my local public library. I recently handed a patron’s library card back to her after scanning it, but I lost my grip and basically ended up throwing at […]

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14 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylelibrarians, library, library life, library problems, pet peeves

Fun With Telemarketers

October 17, 2015October 18, 2015 Roz Warren

After spending five minutes of my life that I’ll never get back again trying to politely get rid of a slick-talking dude who’d phoned, intent upon selling me seasons tickets to the opera, I asked […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Lifehumor, pet peeves, telemarketers

Excuses, Excuses

October 5, 2015October 5, 2015 Roz Warren

The art of storytelling is alive and well, which is something you soon learn when you work at a public library. I’m not talking about the stories in the books. I’m talking about the excuses […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Lifehumor. library, liars, libraries, library humor, pet peeves

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