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“Where Do You Keep The Books I Can’t Find?” And Other Quirky Questions People Ask Librarians

April 10, 2020April 10, 2020 Roz Warren

One of the joys of working at a library is that we never know what our patrons will ask us next. Here’s a brief sampling of unusual, quirky or offbeat questions that people have recently […]

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1 CommentEveryday Lifehumor, librarians, library life, workplace humor

Happy Valentine’s Day From Your Local Librarian

February 14, 2018February 14, 2018 Roz Warren

Is every librarian a poet at heart? I don’t know, but a group of librarians just put their heads together and came up with these library-themed Valentine’s Day poems: Roses are red Your book’s overdue. […]

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Library Work! It’s a Dream Job.

December 23, 2015December 23, 2015 Roz Warren

I work at the circulation desk at a public library. I recently had a dream in which one of our most challenging patrons apologized for being such a nuisance, then meekly paid all her fines. […]

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20 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyledreams, librarian, librarians, libraries, library, library humor, library laughs, library life, Roz Warren

Bad Librarian!

October 29, 2015October 29, 2015 Roz Warren

I work at the circulation desk of my local public library. I recently handed a patron’s library card back to her after scanning it, but I lost my grip and basically ended up throwing at […]

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14 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylelibrarians, library, library life, library problems, pet peeves

Meh? Me??

August 3, 2015August 4, 2015 Roz Warren

There’s nothing like the experience of reading a bad review of your brand new book. OUR BODIES, OUR SHELVES is a collection of funny essays about working at a public library and other bookish topics, […]

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19 CommentsEveryday Lifebad reviews, book publishing, book reviewers, book reviews, books, funny essays, library life, public libraries, publishing, subsidy publishing

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