Loving Poem – Elegy for Eggo

Elegy for Eggo The saddest words in Tierra del Fuego are,“There are no more Eggos(tm).”On November eighteenth*, or soEggo land was flooded, not from snow. Not even if you got in your Winnebago(tm)And drove from […]
Elegy for Eggo The saddest words in Tierra del Fuego are,“There are no more Eggos(tm).”On November eighteenth*, or soEggo land was flooded, not from snow. Not even if you got in your Winnebago(tm)And drove from […]
November 14: This American entree honors a man high on bath salts breaking into a home and putting up Christmas decorations. .Just one trial of bath salts can lead to intense withdrawal symptoms such as: […]
Candidate De Lancey I’m tired of relentless attacks on the candidates. In the spirit of reconciliation and togetherness, here are positive things to be said about all the candidates. Clinton: My father’s first name was […]
As I was scrolling through my email inbox deleting—for lack of a better word—crap, I came across an invitation from a “prestigious” online university inviting me to become part of our nation’s security team. According […]
Apparently, one Ohio prosecutor is so angry at the off-target prognostications of Phil, the world’s most famous groundhog, that he is gearing up to charge him with a capital crime (yes, the death penalty) saying: […]
An Ohio teacher is suing her school district for discrimination. The teacher suffers from pedophobia, which is a crippling fear of young children. Apparently, she had an agreement with the school district that she wouldn’t […]
Today in the news an aging Ohio River bridge was set to be demolished to pave the way for the opening of a newer state-of-the-art suspension bridge. Workers were scheduled to blow up the 83-year-old Fort Steuben […]