Posts Tagged ‘ Angry Birds ’

The Nobel Prize in Physics in 2017 will go to whoever can finish Angry Birds: Space

December 5, 2016
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VIENNA – Due to a lack of qualified applicants, the Nobel Committee has recently announced the winner of the Physics Prize will be awarded to the first individual from any eligible nation that can successfully…

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I had a dream where I was a contestant on The Voice Australia which is weird because b) I don’t sleep and c) I don’t know where Australia is. I’m too busy playing Angry Birds…

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What The Candidates Were Thinking During The Final Debate

October 23, 2012
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Last night my dog Gregory was angry because I wanted to watch the final Presidential debate and wouldn’t let him put on his Scooby-Doo DVD. To get back at me, he peed on the cable…

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Angry Bridge?

February 22, 2012
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Today in the news an aging Ohio River bridge was set to be demolished to pave the way for the opening of a newer state-of-the-art suspension bridge.  Workers were scheduled to blow up the 83-year-old Fort Steuben…

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Money Can’t Buy Happiness

February 17, 2012
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Money can’t buy you happiness, just ask Angry Birds, they’ve sold 200 million copies, and they’re still pissed. Kevin WooleryMostly untrue stories, and rants from an aspiring stand-up comedian, and comedy writer. Born, raised, and…

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So, was it good for you?

January 22, 2012
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Here I sit all broken hearted, paid a penny and only . . . oooooops, wrong story.   The Brits on here will know what that means. Right, now where was I, oh yes 9:30pm and…

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Cooler or Smarter: The iPhone vs. The Droid

June 8, 2011
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Cooler or Smarter:  The iPhone vs. The Droid

There will always be great rivalries in this world:  Yankees vs. Red Sox; Army vs. Navy; Skippy vs. Jif, and now the iPhone vs. the Droid. I know what you are thinking: Everyone knows the…

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