VIENNA – Due to a lack of qualified applicants, the Nobel Committee has recently announced the winner of the Physics Prize will be awarded to the first individual from any eligible nation that can successfully […]
I had a dream where I was a contestant on The Voice Australia which is weird because b) I don’t sleep and c) I don’t know where Australia is. I’m too busy playing Angry Birds […]
Last night my dog Gregory was angry because I wanted to watch the final Presidential debate and wouldn’t let him put on his Scooby-Doo DVD. To get back at me, he peed on the cable […]
Today in the news an aging Ohio River bridge was set to be demolished to pave the way for the opening of a newer state-of-the-art suspension bridge. Workers were scheduled to blow up the 83-year-old Fort Steuben […]
Money can’t buy you happiness, just ask Angry Birds, they’ve sold 200 million copies, and they’re still pissed.
Here I sit all broken hearted, paid a penny and only . . . oooooops, wrong story. The Brits on here will know what that means. Right, now where was I, oh yes 9:30pm and […]
There will always be great rivalries in this world: Yankees vs. Red Sox; Army vs. Navy; Skippy vs. Jif, and now the iPhone vs. the Droid. I know what you are thinking: Everyone knows the […]