I had a dream where I was a contestant on The Voice Australia which is weird because b) I don’t sleep and c) I don’t know where Australia is. I’m too busy playing Angry Birds […]
72 beers walked into a bar. They immediately made friends with the clientele. One audience member was our very own Thirsty Dave and I happened to be conversing with him on the subject of birthday […]
I’m afraid I don’t have any of the usual nonsense today for today is not a fun or funny day. In a moment, I have to go and get a 5lb rib roast in a […]
If I may be so bold to ask for your attention for 60 seconds or a minute. Prepare yourself for an excursion to the very depths of logic. What you are about to read, not […]