If I may be so bold to ask for your attention for 60 seconds or a minute. Prepare yourself for an excursion to the very depths of logic. What you are about to read, not only defies reason, it defines something that is undefinable. Apparently, beneath my unresolved hatred for the so-called music of Bon Jovi is nothing but hatred for the so-called music of Bon Jovi. Despite this, thanks to Math 101, I’m one with happiness:
It’s called hog heaven because it’s made out of bacon!
I won’t boar you with what I think heaven is!
Substitute coffee for bacon, and you have REAL happiness.
What a class idea that is. Can we have bacon flavor coffee or coffee flavor bacon?
That almighty bacon again!!! Pigs everywhere hate stuff like this. LOL
Pigs are just haters!
Don’t try this at home…it works.
It works over and over too!
Happiness until his arteries clog. Then his health care providers will experience happiness as they collect $$$$ trying to fix what his happiness really amounted to. 🙁
The true price of happiness?