Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/16/23

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about mysterious piles of pasta, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is […]
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about mysterious piles of pasta, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is […]
Cuban Entree MOROS Y CRISTIANOS (beans and rice) INGREDIENTS 12 ounces dry black beans 2½ cups long white rice 5 cups chicken stock 1 green bell pepper 3 garlic cloves 1 medium onion 2½ tablespoons […]
An encounter between the Easter Bunny and a parent turned into a brawl at a New Jersey mall. Security officers and nearby police had to break up the “hare-“raising, fur-flying melee. According to witnesses, the […]
As I was scrolling through my email inbox deleting—for lack of a better word—crap, I came across an invitation from a “prestigious” online university inviting me to become part of our nation’s security team. According […]
A testicle eating fish that has human-like teeth has been found in a lake in Southern New Jersey. The South American Pacu, which was probably released from someone’s aquarium, has a reputation for gnawing on […]
If it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eye Joe I’d been married a long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? If it hadn’t been for […]
There is no bigger lie than the phrase, “Working like a dog.” Mojo naps on her plush doggie bed, snorting dreamy sighs before her evening walk. Collapsing on the couch, my husband and I […]
Each year, the Super Bowl offers us so many lessons, and this year is no different. Allow me to present to you the lessons of Super Bowl XLVIII 1 .No matter how he tried, Peyton […]
A few years ago my wife and I sold our house in Portland, Oregon. It was a small place, roughly 600 square feet, and that included the garage. I think the people who originally built […]
This was just too funny to pass up and not show. As a Bronx-born girl who spent most of her childhood in northern NJ, this is just great! However, even though they posted it on […]