Each year, the Super Bowl offers us so many lessons, and this year is no different. Allow me to present to you the lessons of Super Bowl XLVIII
1 .No matter how he tried, Peyton Manning could not get Chris Christie to block off the bridges to keep the Seattle Seahawks out of MetLife Stadium in NJ–even with Papa John money.
2. The NFL allowed all the American patriotic commercials so that once and for all we can prove to the world that the US is filled with only really nice people and not the violent gunslingers they see on their news every night.
3. The Denver Broncos in NJ were not the real Denver Broncos. Subs had to be brought in after the real players got stuck in the plane’s lavatory after they mistakenly thought the Mile-High Club was their fan club.
4. Thunder, the Broncos ’ horse mascot, is now filing suit against the NFL because his day of stardom was overshadowed by the Clydesdales and that cute Yellow Lab puppy in the Budweiser Best Buds commercial.
5. It turns out that Seattle superstar Richard Sherman is really 60’s TV and pop music icon Bobby Sherman who starred in the Seattle-based TV show “Here Comes the Brides.”