Misheard Lyrics of the Beach Boys – 2
I used to believe in a lot of things. Then one by one, I discovered that these beliefs to be false. In their place was . . . nothing, leaving me with an ever blander […]
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Cantonese Ginger Beef and Fertility
Chinese Entree CANTONESE GINGER BEEF INGREDIENTS – MARINADE ¾ pound sirloin steak or flank steak2 teaspoons sesame oil or vegetable oil1 tablespoon mirin or rice wine1 tablespoon light soy sauce or soy sauce2 teaspoons cornstarch […]
Kids, Ask Me About Easter – By Reverend Tornquist
[Note from the staff at VFTB: This week, we are privileged to feature another LIVE CHAT with noted children’s religious scholar, Reverend Norman Tornquist, host of the popular webcast, “Kids, Ask Me About God”. Tornquist […]
Easter Bunny Springs into Action After Parent Pounces with Punches
An encounter between the Easter Bunny and a parent turned into a brawl at a New Jersey mall. Security officers and nearby police had to break up the “hare-“raising, fur-flying melee. According to witnesses, the […]
Chocolate Mousse, Richard Nixon, and the Chocolate Easter Bunny
French Dessert CHOCOLATE MOUSSE INGREDIENTS 6 ounces bittersweet chocolate 3 eggs 1½ cups heavy cream 6 tablespoons sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 can whipped cream (Optional in some households. Mandatory in mine.) 2 teaspoons […]
Have You Seen This Bunny? The FBI Needs Your Help
The FBI is looking for this Hare in connection with a grisly murder of a group of health food nuts who have campaigned to have traditional Easter basket treats replaced with healthy food alternatives and […]
Unicorn Bites #549
4-year-old: Is Santa real? Me: No. 4: The Easter bunny? Me: No. 4: Spider-Man? Me: You better hope Spider-Man didn’t hear that. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 3, 2014 Me: When you’re older, what do […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for lying to our four-year-old son and six-year-old daughter when I told them that the Big Foot devoured their chocolate Easter bunnies. When they asked why he ate only the […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for what I’ve done. In the spirit of Easter I thought it would be fun to make chocolate Easter bunnies for the church elders who constantly tell me I’m going […]