4-year-old: Is Santa real? Me: No. 4: The Easter bunny? Me: No. 4: Spider-Man? Me: You better hope Spider-Man didn’t hear that.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 3, 2014
Me: When you’re older, what do you think you’ll go to college for? 4-year-old: Swimming. Me: Why? 4: So I can be a shark.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 3, 2014
4-year-old daughter: Can I get my ears pierced. Me: You’re too young for that. 4: Me: 4: What about a tattoo?
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 4, 2014
Me: I need to buy a phone. Clerk: *points to cell phone aisle* Me: No, a house phone. Clerk: *points to a museum*
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 3, 2014
From http://t.co/HTDVyr8D7T 4/10/14: pic.twitter.com/6PwIeTvPt3
— James Breakwell (@James_Breakwell) September 26, 2014