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It Can’t Be Labor Day… I Have to Go Swimming!

August 30, 2017October 7, 2017 Kathryn Taylor

During the summer, my husband Jon and I go to our local swim club on Sunday mornings to do some laps. We aim for 10:30, when the gates open. That guarantees we won’t have to […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylefamily, humor, Kathryn Taylor, lifeguards, pools, Summer, swimming, vacations

The Realist’s Workout

February 6, 2015February 5, 2015 Forrest Brakeman

At first blush, it seemed like my boss had done me a huge favor by letting me off early last week. What a great opportunity. I could catch up on some errands, do some banking […]

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17 CommentsLifestyle, Sportsbooze, drinking, exercise, Forrest Brakeman, getting off work early, humor, iliotibial band, running, salve, sports injuries, sweating, swimming, The Realist's Workout, triathlon, workout

Unicorn Bites #549

November 12, 2014November 13, 2014 James Breakwell

4-year-old: Is Santa real? Me: No. 4: The Easter bunny? Me: No. 4: Spider-Man? Me: You better hope Spider-Man didn’t hear that. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 3, 2014 Me: When you’re older, what do […]

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I Love My Mommy So Much I Wanna Throw Her In The Water

November 2, 2014November 2, 2014 Theresa Wiza

As a mother of four now-grown “children,” I get to relive my mommy moments by being a grandma. As I did with my own kids, I sing a lot to my grandkids – about everything. […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Funchildren, mommy, singing, swimming

Splash Pad: The Safest Place To Freeze

July 17, 2014July 17, 2014 Mark R Hunter

SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK   I had a chance to watch my grandkids playing in Albion’s splash pad the other day, and it took me back to my childhood: Jumping in the water, splashing around, […]

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4 CommentsEveryday LifeBeaches, childhood, grandkids, indiana weather, lakes, slightly off the mark, Summer, swimming, weather

Hawaiian Salad and Mongoose in Bikinis

May 2, 2014 Paul De Lancey

Hawaiian Entree HAWAIIAN SALAD INGREDIENTS 6 eggs 1 chicken breast 1 12 ounce can SPAMTM 1/4 head lettuce 1 tablespoon brown sugar 1 cup pineapple juice* ½ cup cheddar cheese 1 cup mayonnaise 1 cup […]

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Interview with Jesus

October 1, 2013October 1, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

I had to do a phone interview with a Jesus performer – I don’t know if that is the right term, but he is an actor who only plays Jesus. I feel  I have to […]

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My Own Dream: Inspired by Endurance Swimmer Diana Nyad

September 2, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

Sixty-four year old Diana Nyad finally achieved her lifelong dream of swimming from Cuba to the Florida Keys. This was the fifth try in 35 years for Nyad. In the past, she has had to […]

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6 CommentsLifestyleboats, danger, dehydration, Diana Nyad, endurance, funny, Inspiration, jellyfish, never too old to chase your dreams, record, sharks, swimming, swimming from Cuba to Florida

Awkward Priest

July 29, 2011 Wilma Jammer

Summer is good and bad. The “good” is going to the beach, eating ice cream when it’s hot, swimming in the pool and playing outdoors. The “bad,” as an adult at least, is that it […]

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Should I Star in a Workout Video?

May 2, 2011June 1, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

I work out a great deal. I go to the gym four to five times a week. I used to swim all the time, but I felt as if I needed to change up my […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylegyms, humor, swimming, treadmills, videos, working out, workout clothes

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