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The Big Question For Gyms

December 12, 2014December 12, 2014 Thomas Sullivan

I am totally on my gym-game today. I’m not kidding, I really am. This is primarily due to getting some decent sleep last night. The cat I’m watching didn’t wake me until 5 am, which […]

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Rethinking The Gym

January 5, 2013 Thomas Sullivan

I have a strange relationship with gyms. I’m grateful they exist, but leery of some of the people they attract. For example: as a birthday gag a few years ago my wife bought me a […]

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Revel In The Embarrassment Your Body Causes

December 5, 2012 Thomas Sullivan

The other day at the gym I read an essay in a magazine. In the piece, the author was lamenting the fact that “her body embarrassed her.” Well, I thought to myself, there’s no need […]

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Should I Star in a Workout Video?

May 2, 2011June 1, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

I work out a great deal. I go to the gym four to five times a week. I used to swim all the time, but I felt as if I needed to change up my […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylegyms, humor, swimming, treadmills, videos, working out, workout clothes

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