The Real Marco Polo?
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Unicorn Bites 9/6/14
Some days I’m blown away by how much my 4-year-old knows about the world. Other days I have to explain why she shouldn’t lick random people — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 6, 2014 4-year-old: Will […]
Unicorn Bites 5/17/14
If you still think having kids is a good idea, today my 2-year-old threw a fit because her Velcro is too loud. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 17, 2014 I stopped caring about fashion when […]
Lindsey Lohan Reads Book Quietly by the Pool, Heroin Underdose Suspected
Police have reported that yesterday actress Lindsey Lohan sat quietly and uneventfully all day reading by the pool. A heroin underdose is suspected. “Detectives have been all over this yard. We’ve talked to neighbors, the […]
A Farewell Letter to Summer
Dear Summer, Don’t go. What can I do to convince you to stay? You’re my favorite season of the year, and I’m sad to see you go. I keep trying to convince you to stay, but apparently I […]
Bad Influence
I have been in an NFL football pool for about 15 years or so with some guys from the company where I used to work. It’s the kind of thing where you kick in a […]
Awkward Priest
Summer is good and bad. The “good” is going to the beach, eating ice cream when it’s hot, swimming in the pool and playing outdoors. The “bad,” as an adult at least, is that it […]