As a retired five-star general in the US Air Force who served in both Gulf wars, and is occasionally accused of being mildly delusional, I consider myself an expert in military strategy, international diplomacy and […]
Some days I’m blown away by how much my 4-year-old knows about the world. Other days I have to explain why she shouldn’t lick random people — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 6, 2014 4-year-old: Will […]
My hobby is convincing little kids to say, “Last night I played with the little boy who died in our house.” So far I’ve made 2 families move — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November […]
For those of you fatties foodies out there who love Paula Deen, I’m sure you’re aware of the recent lawsuit filed against her by a former employee. The suit alleges sexual harassment, racism, and use […]
If you happen to be a Catholic, you know we are now in the season of Lent. That means no meat on Fridays and you have to give something up you enjoy for 40 days […]
Dear Lord, please give me the strength to smile gracefully when my 3-year old makes me a chocolate Mother’s Day cupcake from what he calls the dog’s outdoor cupcake batter, Amen. Happy Mother’s Day!