Chicken Adobo and the Darkness That is Karaoke

Filipino Entree CHICKEN ADOBO INGREDIENTS 6 garlic cloves 2 pounds chicken breasts 6 tablespoons soy sauce 3 bay leaves ½ cup vinegar 1¾ cups water ½ tablespoon peppercorns 1 teaspoon salt SPECIAL UTENSIL – OPTIONAL […]

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I don’t mean to alarm you but…

When you use red text and black text, the red text stands out. People who like to alarm you, know this. Some know it so well, that they become specialists at it:

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Unicorn Bites 3/23/14

3-year-old daughter: I have 2 boyfriends Me: No, you have 2 friends who are boys 3: I’ll marry them Good luck doing that from the convent — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 23, 2014 I sent […]

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Your last breakup vs Your grandpa’s last breakup.

People expect the very worst from me and I rarely let them down. When it comes to my idiotic ways, thinking before speaking is as rare as the irony of dying in a living room. […]

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