A friend of mine couldn’t find her name on a bottle of Coke. Her name isn’t unusual like Esmeralda, The Queen or Lindsay Lohan but it’s also not as obvious as Sam. We turned many a store upside down and inside out in our quest to find that elusive bottle with her name on it but to no avail. We did however come across this little gem:
That’s one of those bottles where you’re going to find a piece of someone’s finger or other body part in it.
I think I can safely say that I wouldn’t open that bottle.
That’ll finish him off for sure.
Surely drinking that would put a bad taste in your mouth?
Yeah, but Coke Zero is vile stuff, full of chemicals that are not good for you …
Aha! I get it now! Share a Coke Zero with your worst enemy. Sneaky, but brilliant.
I can’t say I read all of that into it – I just thought of Hitler!
That can’t be good for business!
I know there are some people with that name out there but surely there are other names that they could have put on the bottle?