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South Sudanese Entree SHAIYAH(Pan fried meat) INGREDIENTS 2½ pounds lamb, beef, or goat2 cups water.¾ red onion (¼ red onion more later)2 stalks celery4 garlic cloves1 jalapeno pepper or red chile pepper1 bay leaf½ teaspoon […]
Me: You can’t eat Hershey’s Kisses for breakfast. 4-year-old: But I put them in a cereal bowl. Me: 4: Me: You win this round. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2014 [in the grocery store] […]
Norwegian Appetizer EGG COFFEE INGREDIENTS 9 cups water (1⅓ cups more later) ½ cup freshly ground coffee ⅓ cup water (1 cup more later) egg 1 cup water. PREPARATION Add 9 cups water to large […]
If you’re lactose intolerant, eat more beef. It won’t help your condition. It’ll just teach those cows a lesson for trying to kill you. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 15, 2014 Me: Where’s the remote? […]
She asked me to say something romantic so I told her that I have no time for people but that I could listen to her for minutes. I think she wanted me to commit to […]
If you happen to be a Catholic, you know we are now in the season of Lent. That means no meat on Fridays and you have to give something up you enjoy for 40 days […]
Getting ready to chomp down on your first juicy burger of the barbecue season? Well, right now you know where that meat came from, but in a few years, that might not be the case. […]