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Tag: She asked me to say something romantic so I told her that I have no time for people but that I could listen to her for minutes. I think she wanted me to commit to something a bit more permanent so I t

Should you eat that meat?? Do you want to feel like angels are frolicking on your taste buds?

August 4, 2013 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

She asked me to say something romantic so I told her that I have no time for people but that I could listen to her for minutes. I think she wanted me to commit to […]

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