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Friday Humor Devotional

April 18, 2014

I blame Big Foot and zombies!

Dear Lord, please forgive me for lying to our four-year-old son and six-year-old daughter when I told them that the Big Foot devoured their chocolate Easter bunnies. When they asked why he ate only the tails and ears, I lied again and blamed zombies. It scared them. They’re now sleeping in our bedroom, with me and my wife, between us, for over a week, the wife is pissed at me, so no sex . . . I hate you demon chocolate, Amen.

Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

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10 Responses to Friday Humor Devotional

  1. April 19, 2014 at 6:48 am

    chocolate zombies … yeah, okay, I’d try that.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      April 19, 2014 at 12:04 pm

      YAH! Now you’re talkin’ Mark. Instead of zombies eating us, we can enjoy eating them for a change. 🙂

  2. Bill Y Ledden
    April 19, 2014 at 4:41 am

    Ah this is one of those lies that come back to haunt you and bite you on the ass. The only way around it is to lie some more but then your nose starts to grow like that dude who lied a lot, Steve Martin.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      April 19, 2014 at 12:02 pm

      Sadly, I’d live with the big nose for chocolate Bill, lol.

  3. Kathy Minicozzi
    April 19, 2014 at 12:12 am

    Why stop at the ears and the butt? I say TAKE IT ALL! 😉

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      April 19, 2014 at 12:01 pm

      Dad, Big Foot and zombies are chocoholics, but they aren’t greedy. 😉

  4. April 18, 2014 at 4:31 pm

    How did they celebrate Easter before chocolate Easter bunnies were created (hybridized?)? Can you believe that Cadbury actually has to make their eggs year-round, just to have enough for this season?!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      April 19, 2014 at 11:59 am

      I once found a half eaten chocolate Easter bunny at the bottom of my backpack . . . ???

  5. April 18, 2014 at 1:58 pm

    Deb, whatever one must do for chocolate, one must do! Scare the kids and take the ears. All is good!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      April 18, 2014 at 3:11 pm

      Yes, I agree Donna and if it’s dark chocolate all bets are OFF!

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