Friday Humor Devotional

I blame Big Foot and zombies!

Dear Lord, please forgive me for lying to our four-year-old son and six-year-old daughter when I told them that the Big Foot devoured their chocolate Easter bunnies. When they asked why he ate only the tails and ears, I lied again and blamed zombies. It scared them. They’re now sleeping in our bedroom, with me and my wife, between us, for over a week, the wife is pissed at me, so no sex . . . I hate you demon chocolate, Amen.

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    1. YAH! Now you’re talkin’ Mark. Instead of zombies eating us, we can enjoy eating them for a change. 🙂

  1. Ah this is one of those lies that come back to haunt you and bite you on the ass. The only way around it is to lie some more but then your nose starts to grow like that dude who lied a lot, Steve Martin.

  2. How did they celebrate Easter before chocolate Easter bunnies were created (hybridized?)? Can you believe that Cadbury actually has to make their eggs year-round, just to have enough for this season?!

    1. I once found a half eaten chocolate Easter bunny at the bottom of my backpack . . . ???

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