Wanda Wunder Wonders About Apples
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Have You Seen This Bunny? The FBI Needs Your Help
The FBI is looking for this Hare in connection with a grisly murder of a group of health food nuts who have campaigned to have traditional Easter basket treats replaced with healthy food alternatives and […]
Algerian Fruit Salad and How to Win a Nobel Prize
Algerian Dessert FRUIT SALAD (chlada fakya) INGREDIENTS ½ honeydew or cantaloupe 2 apples 2 bananas 5 oranges 6 strawberries ½ teaspoon cinnamon 2 tablespoons sugar ¼ cup lemon juice ⅓ cup orange juice 2 tablespoons […]
Unicorn Bites 6/9/14
4-year-old: *knocks on bathroom door* Where are you? Me: In the bathroom 4: What are you doing? Me: What do you think? 4: Hiding. Bingo — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 10, 2014 4-year-old: Is Mommy […]
Unicorn Bites 10/26/13
When an apple fell on Sir Isaac Newton’s head, I doubt he really said, “Aha, gravity.” What he really said was probably, “Fuck apples.” — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 26, 2013 Daycare lady: […]