4-year-old: *knocks on bathroom door* Where are you? Me: In the bathroom 4: What are you doing? Me: What do you think? 4: Hiding. Bingo
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 10, 2014
4-year-old: Is Mommy your boss? Me: Absolutely not. I’m a man and I make my own rules. 4: Me: Please don’t tell her I said that.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 10, 2014
Me: Don’t eat Play-Doh. It tastes bad. 4-year-old: How do you know how it tastes? Touché.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 10, 2014
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In a perfect world, there’d still be painful diseases, but they’d only infect people who constantly send Facebook game invites.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 10, 2014
4-year-old: I’m very, very, very hungry. Can I have Cheez-Its? Me: No. Eat an apple. 4: Me: 4: Me: 4: I’m not THAT hungry.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 10, 2014