Unicorn Bites #556
My 2-year-old just shouted, “What the hell?!” I’d be mad, but she said it when we ran out of Cheez-Its, so it seemed appropriate. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 10, 2014 4-year-old: Why don’t you […]
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Unicorn Bites 6/9/14
4-year-old: *knocks on bathroom door* Where are you? Me: In the bathroom 4: What are you doing? Me: What do you think? 4: Hiding. Bingo — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 10, 2014 4-year-old: Is Mommy […]
Unicorn Bites 5/19/14
Introverts want to be away from people. Extroverts want to be around them. Perverts want to be inside them. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 19, 2014 Daycare lady: Your 2-year-old head-butted another kid over a snack. […]