Unicorn Bites 5/19/14

Introverts want to be away from people. Extroverts want to be around them. Perverts want to be inside them. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 19, 2014 Daycare lady: Your 2-year-old head-butted another kid over a snack. […]

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Unicorn Bites 12/5/13

My 1-year-old learned to turn on the microwave. I told her to move out. There’s nothing more I can teach her. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 5, 2013 If you want kids, don’t […]

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