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Testicle Eating Fish Found in Jersey Waters

July 1, 2015

pacuA testicle eating fish that has human-like teeth has been found in a lake in Southern New Jersey. The South American Pacu, which was probably released from someone’s aquarium, has a reputation for gnawing on male genitalia.  When Governor and now presidential candidate Chris Christie was asked about the rare find, he commented, “This is just nuts.  We hope this won’t stop visitors from coming to New Jersey and having a ball!”

Donna Cavanagh

Donna Cavanagh is founder of HumorOutcasts.com (HO) and the partner publishing company, HumorOutcasts Press which now includes the labels Shorehouse Books and Corner Office Books (HOPress-Shorehousebooks.com). As "den mother" to the more than 100 aspiring and accomplished writers, producers, comics and authors, Cavanagh's goal is to allow creativity to flow. She is a former journalist who made an unscheduled stop into humor more than 20 years ago. Her syndicated columns helped her gain a national audience when her work landed in the pages of First Magazine and USA Today. She teaches the how-to lessons of humor and publishing at conferences and workshops throughout the country including The Philadelphia Writers' Conference and Erma Bombeck Writers Workshop. The author of four humor books, Cavanagh hopes her latest book, How to Write and Share Humor: Techniques to Tickle Funny Bones and Win Fans, will encourage writers not only to embrace their humor talents but show them off as well.

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6 Responses to Testicle Eating Fish Found in Jersey Waters

  1. Kathy Minicozzi
    July 4, 2015 at 8:08 pm

    This will certainly prick people’s curiosity!

  2. Deb Martin-Webster
    July 3, 2015 at 2:47 pm

    Taking one for the boys . . . sounds fishy to me. 😉

  3. July 2, 2015 at 4:51 pm

    I can’t uncross my legs.

    • July 2, 2015 at 7:21 pm

      Thank goodness Forrest. Protect yourself at all costs especially in New Jersey!

  4. Bill Y Ledden
    July 2, 2015 at 4:17 pm

    This is junk Don Don’s!

    • July 2, 2015 at 4:45 pm

      whose junk Bill Y? I just report what I read! 🙂

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