Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/19/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Tour de France, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is […]
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Comments Too For June
Comments Too For JuneFilmmaker Waters (Pink Flamingos) complains that Trump forever ruined bad taste.Actually I can’t add much to that comment…………. Jared Kushner has taken a Masters class in writing so that he can write […]
2020- The Year Of The Woman President.
Newsdate, Year 2024 – Most political analysts look upon the 2012 Obama-Palin campaign as the start of the anarchy that now besets us. Originally known as the second great Obama campaign, Palin soon eclipsed her […]
Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics – Lever No. 2
You know you’re a serious Presidential candidate when your opponents refer to you by your first name. “Carly Fiorina, Jeb Bush, Bernie Sanders and Hillary will discuss the rising cost of Parmesan and Provolone” – […]
Armani Recalls Black Performance Cape Due to Whiplash Hazard
Recall Details Armani is recalling its long black capes* due to strangulation and whiplash hazards recently discovered. Units About 3 (most likely in possession of Batman, Ozzy Osbourne and Zorro) Description Long, black, […]
Portuguese Fish Sauce and the Funnest Festivals in Europe
Portuguese Appetizer FISH SAUCE (molho cru) INGREDIENTS 3 garlic cloves 6 tablespoons fresh parsley 1 onion 2 teaspoons olive oil 1 teaspoon crushed red peppers ½ teaspoon pepper 1 package saffron ⅓ cup cold water […]
For my next trick, I will pay the mortgage AND buy bread!
For my next trick, I will pay the mortgage AND buy bread! Things weren’t always as bad as they are now. In 1993 Thirsty Dave was simply known as Unthirsty Dave. These were simpler times, […]
College Movie Moms
New Line Cinema recently announced that it had acquired the screen rights to Andrew Ferguson’s best selling book Crazy U: One Dad’s Crash Course In Getting His Kid Into College. Set to star as the crazed dad […]