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Tag: Dave
For my next trick, I will pay the mortgage AND buy bread!
For my next trick, I will pay the mortgage AND buy bread! Things weren’t always as bad as they are now. In 1993 Thirsty Dave was simply known as Unthirsty Dave. These were simpler times, […]
Taste it before you buy it
Unless you sell apples for a living and own these apples, this is a funny story. We brought Thirsty Dave on his annual excursion from the pub. The thirsty one would not harm an insect […]
Thirsty Dave and the deadly musical instrument
In my ongoing attempt to remove the so-called music of Bon Jovi from the realm of consciousness, I arranged to meet up with some like-minded musicians to record a song that wouldn’t raise awareness for […]