A Japanese woman has been charged with attempted murder for slashing her husband’s face because he left the bathroom “stinky.” I’m not a marriage counselor, but I think this situation might have been avoided if the couple took some preventive actions such as:
1. Investing in some Glade air freshener or scented candles.
2. Purchasing gas masks which sound an alarm when the odor level reaches a dangerous level.
OR
Not getting married when one partner is a homicidal maniac.
If the whole thing started with “hey, come in here and see this before I flush”, then it’s justifiable homicide.
Funny Funny Funny!
Daily, a married coworker used the only bathroom for women on our floor early in the morning. She left it so rancid that we had to go to other floors. I used to joke, “What does she do on weekends and holidays?” Now I see that there may be a reason. Incidentally, she was Japanese!
And this is exactly why you should be a marriage counselor Don Don’s.
I might have to look into this Bill Y!
Poor man. Is he going to sue ‘er?
Maybe wedding vows should be revised: “For richer for poorer, in sweetness and in stinky.”
I wonder what the bathrooms smell like in prison.
Well, I think it’s best if you never find out Bill! Just my own opinion though.
Wow, first stinky, then bloody. Surely, there’s a better way. Donna, I’ll take Door No. 3
I am with you Suzette!!
I mean why couldn’t she have given him a warning punch in the nose?
I would expect nothing less than this logical answer from you Dr. De Lancey!