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Flushing a Marriage Down the Toilet

April 20, 2015
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A Japanese woman has been charged with attempted murder for slashing her husband’s face because he left the bathroom “stinky.”   I’m not a marriage counselor, but I think this situation might have been avoided if the couple took some preventive actions such as:

1. Investing in some Glade air freshener or scented candles.

2. Purchasing gas masks which sound an alarm when the odor level reaches a dangerous level.

OR

Not getting married when one partner is a homicidal maniac.

Donna Cavanagh

Donna Cavanagh is founder of HumorOutcasts.com (HO) and the partner publishing company, HumorOutcasts Press which now includes the labels Shorehouse Books and Corner Office Books (HOPress-Shorehousebooks.com). As "den mother" to the more than 100 aspiring and accomplished writers, producers, comics and authors, Cavanagh's goal is to allow creativity to flow. She is a former journalist who made an unscheduled stop into humor more than 20 years ago. Her syndicated columns helped her gain a national audience when her work landed in the pages of First Magazine and USA Today. She teaches the how-to lessons of humor and publishing at conferences and workshops throughout the country including The Philadelphia Writers' Conference and Erma Bombeck Writers Workshop. The author of four humor books, Cavanagh hopes her latest book, How to Write and Share Humor: Techniques to Tickle Funny Bones and Win Fans, will encourage writers not only to embrace their humor talents but show them off as well.

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11 Responses to Flushing a Marriage Down the Toilet

  1. April 23, 2015 at 5:59 am

    If the whole thing started with “hey, come in here and see this before I flush”, then it’s justifiable homicide.

  2. April 21, 2015 at 9:17 am

    Funny Funny Funny!

  3. April 20, 2015 at 8:51 pm

    Daily, a married coworker used the only bathroom for women on our floor early in the morning. She left it so rancid that we had to go to other floors. I used to joke, “What does she do on weekends and holidays?” Now I see that there may be a reason. Incidentally, she was Japanese!

  4. Bill Y Ledden
    April 20, 2015 at 2:40 pm

    And this is exactly why you should be a marriage counselor Don Don’s.

    • April 20, 2015 at 6:06 pm

      I might have to look into this Bill Y!

  5. Bill Spencer
    April 20, 2015 at 2:27 pm

    Poor man. Is he going to sue ‘er?
    Maybe wedding vows should be revised: “For richer for poorer, in sweetness and in stinky.”
    I wonder what the bathrooms smell like in prison.

    • April 20, 2015 at 6:06 pm

      Well, I think it’s best if you never find out Bill! Just my own opinion though.

  6. April 20, 2015 at 2:20 pm

    Wow, first stinky, then bloody. Surely, there’s a better way. Donna, I’ll take Door No. 3

  7. April 20, 2015 at 1:25 pm

    I mean why couldn’t she have given him a warning punch in the nose?

    • April 20, 2015 at 6:07 pm

      I would expect nothing less than this logical answer from you Dr. De Lancey!



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