Dear Lord, please forgive my unintentional rudeness for farting in the baptismal pool. It gave the word pew an entirely new meaning, Amen. Check out more of Deb’s humor […]
Oh, the ignominies of aging. If wrinkled skin, a drooping derriere and a lady garden that’s withering on the vine aren’t enough, there’s also flatulence to contend with. I could heat the house I produce […]
Parenthood status: I can no longer distinguish between memories from my own life and scenes from “Frozen.” — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 4, 2014 I don’t know how you can consider yourself an adult if […]
Belching and farting cows are blamed for an explosion in a barn in Germany. Apparently, the gaseous emissions from about 90 cows raised the methane in the barn to dangerous levels before reacting with static […]
The perfect solution to people who tailgate you on the road is to put a giant fart machine on the rear fender of all cars.
I like the word fart. It has such personality and depth of expression. I mean, look at it. If you remove the letter F from the word fart you get art or fart art! And […]