Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my unintentional rudeness for farting in the baptismal pool. It gave the word pew an entirely new meaning, Amen. Check out more of Deb’s humor […]
Tag: farting
Just call me Señorita Fartita
Oh, the ignominies of aging. If wrinkled skin, a drooping derriere and a lady garden that’s withering on the vine aren’t enough, there’s also flatulence to contend with. I could heat the house I produce […]
Unicorn Bites 8/4/14
Parenthood status: I can no longer distinguish between memories from my own life and scenes from “Frozen.” — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 4, 2014 I don’t know how you can consider yourself an adult if […]
Burping and Farting Cows Burn Down Barn
Belching and farting cows are blamed for an explosion in a barn in Germany. Apparently, the gaseous emissions from about 90 cows raised the methane in the barn to dangerous levels before reacting with static […]
The Art of Farting
I like the word fart. It has such personality and depth of expression. I mean, look at it. If you remove the letter F from the word fart you get art or fart art! And […]