Unicorn Bites 11/24/13

Wife: "It’s colder than a witch’s tits." Me: "I wouldn’t know. You never let me touch them." And that’s when she ripped off my balls. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 24, 2013 My […]

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The 1st Rule of Fight Club

She was a teenage pop star; all young and massively confused. She heard about Fight Club and the 1st rule of Fight Club. Because of the 1st rule of Fight Club, she never talked about […]

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