Cartoon: 400 K in Meth Found At Texas Border
Lately, I have been watching the Hallmark Movie Channel’s mystery features. In all these movies, murder comes a-calling to the smallest of towns and hamlets that dot the American landscape. And I’m not talking “Oops, […]
My 1-year-old’s favorite game on my phone is the one where she closes the game & sends gibberish text messages. Now my boss thinks I do meth — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 7, 2014 Wife: […]
In North Korea, when guests enter a home many are offered meth instead of coffee, tea or any other type of beverage. In fact, North Koreans use meth to treat colds, coughs, aches and pains. […]
“You look like you’ve lost weight. Are you on meth?” I’m bad at giving compliments. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 16, 2013 Miley Cyrus: “Only God can judge me.” God: “Deal.” *unleashes 97 […]
Today’s News: A meth lab was found in a porta-potty in the middle of a golf course. No joke, this is a real headline! With that being said I hope the police department has the balls to crack this […]
The other day I saw a news article about a woman in Tulsa Oklahoma who was arrested by police for building a meth lab on a shelf in a Walmart store. It also stated that she had […]