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During one of Trump’s press conferences he referred to Mar-a-Lago as and I quote, “The Southern White House.” If this is true, I would like to organize guided tours with audio rental, a roll of […]
During one of Trump’s press conferences he referred to Mar-a-Lago as and I quote, “The Southern White House.” If this is true, I would like to organize guided tours with audio rental, a roll of […]
Dear Lord, please give me the strength and restraint to not strangle my corporate husband for his temporary bout of insanity. He desperately wanted to go golfing with his college buddies, but had a very […]
Dear Lord, I want to give thanks to you and Mother Nature for the spring pollen that caused my mother-in-law’s laryngitis. Her inability to verbally criticize me and the new golf clubs from my wife […]
Much has been made of the communist nations horrific repression of their own peoples. Ne’er do wells such as Stalin and Mao come to mind. However, there is another evil side to communism that the […]
Guns N’ Roses clearly had low standards for what constituted “Paradise City.” Green grass and pretty girls really aren’t that uncommon. If that’s all they needed to consider a city paradise, any golf […]
Today’s News: A meth lab was found in a porta-potty in the middle of a golf course. No joke, this is a real headline! With that being said I hope the police department has the balls to crack this […]