Dear Lord, I want to give thanks to you and Mother Nature for the spring pollen that caused my mother-in-law’s laryngitis. Her inability to verbally criticize me and the new golf clubs from my wife […]
Twenty four year old Jeremy Wagner, from Los Angeles, recently completed a cross-country journey which ended in Norfolk, Virginia, 16-months after it began. What’s amazing about this story is that Wagner is a quadriplegic, unable […]
Recently, Jesus sat down for a heartfelt talk with Katie Couric where he spoke candidly on a broad range of topics, including politics, literature, music, and the environment. The most startling exchange, though, occurred when […]
Dear Lord, please don’t judge me for drinking cheap ass whiskey. Of course the good stuff is better, but is it five bucks better, wait a second . . . why am I talking you, you’re a […]
Dear Lord, save me from the evils of boxed wine, men who still live with their mothers and Triscuits, Amen.