High Hitler!
So we all get that Hitler was bad. He wasn’t Breaking Bad, he was breaking worse. According to The Daily Mail, Adolf was using all kinds of tenderizers. Hitler was reportedly hopped up on barbiturates, bull […]
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Are you sure, Netflix?
We want our imaginary kids to grow up to be well adjusted mockers so we like to put on Sesame Street. Having said that, there’s only so much puppet watching you can watch so we […]
These dads need Father’s Day love too
Father’s Day comes once a year and gives us a time to celebrate the guy who donated his sperm, as if the act of the donation wasn’t fun enough. Many fathers get the love and […]
Unicorn Bites 9/12/13
A group of wolves is called a pack. A group of geese is called a gaggle. A group of skanks is called a sorority. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 12, 2013 Wife: What’re […]
He wanted to be the bread winner so he decided to become a baker.
Between the ducking and diving, Bon Jovi hating and general awesomeness, there’s rarely much time for anything else, least of all watching television. My favorite show will be back for its last season soon. It’s […]
Once a year, every year, Thirsty Dave celebrates his birthday.
Once a year, every year, Thirsty Dave celebrates his birthday. This is not an easy time for us because it’s so hard to know what to get your best, thirstiest, best friend for his birthday. […]