Father’s Day comes once a year and gives us a time to celebrate the guy who donated his sperm, as if the act of the donation wasn’t fun enough.
Many fathers get the love and appreciation they deserve on Father’s Day but here a few that I think get overlooked. Let’s raise a beer to them.
Because no one looks better in a hat than he does.
He’s so proud to be a dad he texts pictures of his baby-maker to unsuspecting women.
He’s the father of our entire fricking nation…and he had to wear a powdered wig to make it happen.
Because works so hard to provide for the family he hates.
Troy from “Out of this World”
Even though he couldn’t be with Evie in person, he was a great long distance dad, despite the hefty phone charges.
Because his name actually has daddy in it.
He may not be a dad yet, but he’s the future father of our love children (as soon as that restraining order is lifted).