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Author: CF Winn

CF Winn is the award-winning author of The COFFEE BREAK SERIES, a quirky group of short stories meant to be read while on break or in the waiting room of the doctor’s office. Her first novella, SUKI, has been grabbing hearts and hugging souls all over the United States. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BJVSHPE You can now order SUKI in paperback at http://hopress-shorehousebooks.com/cf-winn/ or at BOOK REVUE, one of the nation’s largest independent bookstores, by email at info@bookrevue.com Learn more about SUKI at BOOK REVUE http://www.bookrevue.com/localauthors.html CF Winn is the founder of Winning! Publications, a firm specializing in editing and promotion services for authors. Her latest project is the just released Trailer Trash, With a Girl’s Name, a hilarious and heartwarming story of a boy saddled with a girl’s name and forced into a nomadic existence. Order it now: http://www.amazon.com/Trailer-Trash-With-Girls-Name-ebook/dp/B00IX0MIAO

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF BEING A HOT MESS

July 5, 2016 CF Winn

There’s a delicate balance between being a disaster and being so fascinating that mere mortals stare at you the same way they stare at horrific car crashes. With great mess comes seemingly legit reasons why […]

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Raise Your GrAPPtitude

June 13, 2016June 13, 2016 CF Winn

Life is unpredictable. It’s full of trial and error and good and bad chemistry. Living fully means testing boundaries – like the time you wanted to see if you could eat thirty White Castle burgers […]

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Mom, You’re Awesome!

May 3, 2016May 4, 2016 CF Winn

I can’t be the only person who hates buying Mother’s Day cards. I’d like to say that I’m anxious about the stress that comes with finding one that won’t disappoint Mom on her special day, […]

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Super Bowl: Women’s Lib Lineup

February 7, 2016 CF Winn

The Super Bowl A big game named after a tiny ball and one of America’s most anticipated holidays–although it would be much bigger if it ever fell on a weekday and we were given time […]

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MY HUSBAND’S NOT GAY

December 21, 2014December 21, 2014 CF Winn

My Husband’s Not Gay – That’s the name of a new reality special set to air on TLC on January 11th. While the Huffington Post does not seem very enthusiastic about this groundbreaking new release, […]

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Egotiation

December 12, 2014December 12, 2014 CF Winn

It’s that time of year again. The weather is turning cold and nothing fits. Winter shopping – the budget killing, savings dream crushing event of the year has begun. Although we’ll be soggy when we’re […]

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Ding Dong The Ghostie’s Here!

October 28, 2014October 28, 2014 CF Winn

Anyone who knows me has heard stories of the ghosts that visit me from time to time. A few years ago, while I was still married, an ex love passed away and I was flattered […]

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Cut The Crapisms

October 24, 2014October 24, 2014 CF Winn

I consider myself a good mom and an effective parent. I’ve never gotten a call from the school or police department that started off like, “Please say that you are the parent of <insert child’s […]

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That Awkward Moment When Someone Asks You A Question

July 21, 2014July 21, 2014 CF Winn

In terms of writing, things are moving along nicely. My book, SUKI, has been out for a while, and as it gains momentum, it’s really touching people. But in my life, nothing is that easy. […]

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My Senior’s Search For Colleges: NYU – Epic Fail

July 1, 2014July 1, 2014 CF Winn

My high school senior, Ali, did very well when it came to the college search. She was accepted at multiple institutions and was offered scholarships and other prestigious awards. She’s thrilled. I’m proud. My youngest […]

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