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Author: CF Winn

CF Winn is the award-winning author of The COFFEE BREAK SERIES, a quirky group of short stories meant to be read while on break or in the waiting room of the doctor’s office. Her first novella, SUKI, has been grabbing hearts and hugging souls all over the United States. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BJVSHPE You can now order SUKI in paperback at http://hopress-shorehousebooks.com/cf-winn/ or at BOOK REVUE, one of the nation’s largest independent bookstores, by email at info@bookrevue.com Learn more about SUKI at BOOK REVUE http://www.bookrevue.com/localauthors.html CF Winn is the founder of Winning! Publications, a firm specializing in editing and promotion services for authors. Her latest project is the just released Trailer Trash, With a Girl’s Name, a hilarious and heartwarming story of a boy saddled with a girl’s name and forced into a nomadic existence. Order it now: http://www.amazon.com/Trailer-Trash-With-Girls-Name-ebook/dp/B00IX0MIAO

The Psychology Of Cell Phones

June 26, 2014June 26, 2014 CF Winn

This cell phone thing has got us all a little crazy. Everyone’s owns one, we all think we need one, and no one can seem to do a thing without it. I even saw a […]

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Lunchables

June 8, 2014June 8, 2014 CF Winn

Life is funny, especially when we do things that just don’t make sense. For example, If I’m in the grocery store and I forget my coupons in the car, I’ll pay $25 extra just because […]

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For All Da Mamas In Da House

May 4, 2014May 4, 2014 CF Winn

This week I heard some astonishing news. First of all, Rush Limbaugh is deaf. In both ears. Um…doesn’t he have a radio show?? Isn’t radio about hearing and not seeing? The answer to both questions […]

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Meet SUKI

April 14, 2014June 24, 2014 CF Winn

I’m just going to come out and say it. I wrote a book that cannot be categorized as humor. And I still want you to read it. After years of watching so many silently experience […]

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Does Your Lip Butter Have Attitude??

April 8, 2014April 8, 2014 CF Winn

It used to be that the ONLY definition of the word ATTITUDE was: “a personal view of something”. In more recent times, that definition has been almost completely replaced by a new meaning: “an arrogant […]

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You Know You’re Modern Day Trailer Trash When…

April 7, 2014 CF Winn

Back in the day, being trailer trash literally meant living in a recreational vehicle of some sort. Just ask Stacey Roberts, the author of the recently released book, TRAILER TRASH, WITH A GIRL’S NAME. I […]

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5 Reasons Insanity Doesn’t Work (Part 2)

March 31, 2014March 31, 2014 CF Winn

Good sports are hard to come by, especially in my family. I come from a long line of paranoid, defensive, no-names who think that they are important enough for the world to plot against.  In […]

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5 Things That Made Me LOL

March 22, 2014March 22, 2014 CF Winn

For the past few months, I’ve laughed as much as possible each day. No matter what else goes on regarding money, relationships, or any other challenges I run into, I’ve been blessed with a great […]

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5 Reasons Why Insanity Doesn’t Work (PART 1)

March 17, 2014March 17, 2014 CF Winn

If I were to start this post with the played out definition of insanity that so many people love to quote, then I’d just be perpetuating the cray. Instead, I’d like to offer up an […]

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