We put a man on the moon. We look at itty-bittiest things in the universe, a muon or some such thing; it’s much smaller than an atom which we can’t see either. We can use our land line to beam a signal to a satellite in geo-synchronous orbit above our very house and bounce the signal back down again to find our cell phone which was in our other hand.
On the third hand, we keep forgetting to take necessary things when we try to leave for work, pick up our kids from soccer practice, or go to the store.
But we don’t have a word to describe this behavior.
It’s high time to correct this oversight.
TODAY’S AWESOME PHRASE
final exit
Awesome phrase #27
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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I Like Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary. I eventually got out of the doghouse and as much as I half-believed it, I know there and then, it would not be my final exit.