Laundry
LAUNDRY HAIKU #1 Laundry, oh laundry I hate you. I will hate you. ’till the end of time. LAUNDRY HAIKU #2 You, pile of laundry, I so wanted to eat out. But then I […]
Tag: universe
Meatball Soup and Missing Planets
Colombian Soup MEATBALL SOUP(Sopa de Albóndigas) INGREDIENTS 2 garlic cloves1 green onion¼ cup minced yellow onion2 tablespoons vegetable oil¾ pound ground beef⅓ pound ground pork½ cup bread crumbs2 eggs½ teaspoon cumin2 tablespoons vegetable oil¼ teaspoon […]
Slow Cooker Tacos Barbacoa and the Entire Universe Explained
Mexican Entree SLOW COOKER TACOS BARBACOA INGREDIENTS – MARINADE 2 ancho chiles, dried or fresh 1 chipotle chile from can. (Keep 2 tablespoons of the can’s liquid) ¼ teaspoon cinnamon ½ teaspoon coriander 2 teaspoons […]
Coming unzipped.
Last week, my husband Michael and I were putting fresh sheets on the bed. He held up his pillowcase liner in one hand, a broken zipper head in the other hand, caught my eye, and […]
Texas Chili and the Universe
American Entree TEXAS CHILI INGREDIENTS 3 pounds beef chuck or sirloin 2 tablespoons lard or vegetable oil 3 garlic cloves 1 medium onion 1 jalapeno pepper 2 tomatoes 1 7-ounce can green chile peppers ½ […]
Universe turns bad into worse?
This is not a financial column. It’s a column about the universe. So when I tell you I work hard, plan and save, it’s not to preach the importance of creating financial stability; rather, it’s […]
Excerpt – How to Write and Share Humor: Techniques to Tickle Funny Bones and Win Fans
It has been pointed out to me that I have not excerpted my book How to Write and Share Humor: Techniques to Tickle Funny Bones and Win Fans. So, here is a short excerpt. Thanks […]
Fish Sticks, Doughnuts, and the Ascent of Humanity
American Entree FISH STICKS INGREDIENTS 1 pound cod or pollock 2 eggs ½ teaspoon grated lemon rind ¼ teaspoon salt 1⅓ cups panko (Japanese bread crumbs) no-stick spray SPECIAL UTENSIL baking sheet Makes 24 fish […]
Steak au Poivre And How Sock-Heavy Comet Halley Will Destroy Us All
French Entree STEAK AU POIVRE VERT INGREDIENTS ¾ cup whipping cream ¼ cup green peppercorns 2 shallots 1½ pounds tender boneless beef steaks cut 1″ thick 1½ tablespoons butter 1½ tablespoons olive oil 7 tablespoons […]
Proof That Extraterrestrials Walk Among Us
For a number of days now, WordPress has been showing more visits to my blog than the sum of all visits from all countries and regions on our planet. If a visitor to my blog […]